I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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