Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Come see our sink grown plant.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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