it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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