: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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