fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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