At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
