we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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