my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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