The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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