Midget sex pt 2 tonight
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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