i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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