she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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