he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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