Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
this will be a night to untag.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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