I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
please don't ironically join a cult
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