Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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