I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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