So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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