I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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