That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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