What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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