you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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