She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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