its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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