Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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