At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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