Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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