Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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