her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize