If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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