My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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