Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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