So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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