i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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