it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Randomize
