Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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