mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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