I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The uberlube is also flammable
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
