remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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