I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am mentally ready for anal.
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