I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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