Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
