Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm at about main and main street
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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