Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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