I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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