Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I puked a lego.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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