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(734): View more from Michigan

I think scott just propositioned me for sex

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.

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(323): View more from California

it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway

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(516): View more from New York

They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?

(217): View more from Illinois

Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate

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(619): View more from California

Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.

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(407): View more from Florida

We can't do acid Disneyworld.

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(516): View more from New York

I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.

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