I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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