it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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