The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My hand turned me down
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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