what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
