Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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