He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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