ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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